Brevity is the Wit of the Soul
 

"Je suis prest. ‘I am ready.’ But ready for what?"

(Source: briannaefraser)

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

(Source: swannsavior)

"My dad is like a huge fanboy!"

(Source: bryan-cranston)

ca: tws + text posts part 3 (pt 2, pt 1)

8 hours ago via bihorel (originally wintersoldeirs)
tags: #tws

breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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carrotsarepeopletoo:

perfcub:

Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang

carrotsarepeopletoo:

perfcub:

Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang

(Source: thumbeliina)

itsaokayexistance:

The saddest thing about Outlander is that her husband frank, the actual history geek didn’t get to go back in time.

thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

Five years ago, Bryce Pinkham made an acting five-year-plan of sorts.

Just out of the MFA program at Yale, Pinkham gave himself half a decade to pursue acting professionally, and at the end of that time he would reassess. If you’d asked him at that time whose career he would most like to emulate, he would have said Jefferson Mays.

Five years later Pinkham is headlining the new Broadway musical “A Gentleman’s Guide to Love & Murder” alongside his acting hero Mays.

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(Source: misscladwell)

(Source: harveyxspecter)

sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.

to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.

"His username is Patroclus. His password is also Patroclus."

Odysseus, on Achilles, Book 7 (via incorrectiliad)

Oh, my eternal Achilles/Patroclus love. And enjoyment of Odysseus snark.

(via irisparry)

(Source: incorrectclassics)

duhdoydorothy:

i feel like mindy kaling is always giving amazing “showin up at ex boyfriend’s wedding lookin flawless” looks

duhdoydorothy:

i feel like mindy kaling is always giving amazing “showin up at ex boyfriend’s wedding lookin flawless” looks

(Source: city-bright)