Brevity is the Wit of the Soul
 

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

"The niece of the great Mongol leader, Kubla Khan, Princess Khutulun was described by Marco Polo as the greatest warrior in Khan’s army. She told her uncle she would marry any man who could wrestle her and win. If they lost they had to give her 100 horses.

She died unmarried with 10,000 horses."
10 hours ago via piperab (originally aubade)
tags: #bamf #history

(Source: poehlermeyers)

vastderp:

getoffthefuckingcomputer:

kate-wisehart:

togifs:

A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane… 

oh my god

finally

IT HAPPENED

vastderp:

getoffthefuckingcomputer:

kate-wisehart:

togifs:

A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane… 

oh my god

finally

IT HAPPENED

1 day ago via gaybossuet (originally togifs)
tags: #his face

kaciart:

reichenbach-rising:

brodinsons:

THOR GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

oh god i snorted

(Source: v322321)

(Source: methmaker)

"Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid."
— Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books summed up in one sentence.  (via scribbledwriting)

livetofightanotherdaymate:

MashFox Mashup 

aka: the greatest music to ever grace the internet

comedycentral:

Click here for your first look at the new season of Key & Peele, premiering tonight at 10:30/9:30c after South Park.

Teaching Yebin a lesson (x)

(Source: southkoreans)

gradientlair:

christel-thoughts:

When you see me show me your bachelors, show me your masters. That’s the best thing you can do for me, as my fan.

YAAAAASS NICKI. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

i haven’t found the source video yet.

I love the way Nicki encourages people with education. I’ve seen her ask about report cards on Twitter and tell young people to bring their C’s up to B’s and B’s up to A’s. And this quote is too awesome. ❤

(Source: yungnics)

kinneys:

no-youth:

i have an incredibly hard time believing the fact that the phrase “i will face god and walk backwards into hell” was created by dril and not taken from some 16th century literary epic

#why would you have a hard time believing that dril is a genius

robinwiththehair:

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this. 

(Source: jon-snow)

3 days ago via gaybossuet (originally jon-snow)
tags: #dads